I was thinking about including Omar Chaaban in this one but he’s already had his moment in this segment.
Michael Moll’s website looks like it was thought up and designed by a 50-year-old underdog for mayor of Buttfuck, Nowhere. It has obvious grammatical and formatting errors as well as all-but-dead links, includes a platform of empty, grandiose rhetoric, and is rougher around the edges than a sunken barge. Hell, it makes Omar Chaaban’s Blogs for Dummies look like a bestseller, despite similar useless rhetoric.
IT’S CALLED ATTENTION TO DETAIL. I’m surprised you never put on your shirt backwards. Well, maybe you do.
You may or may not vote for Jeremy, but at least you know what he’s about from his website, specifically. (You could argue that you know what you’re getting from Moll’s–and Chaaban’s–websites but it’s a pretty mean comment. And I’m not about that.)
Lastly, the only way to find Michael Moll’s website via facebook? Reading the URL from one of his photos which is not even his profile pic. Another third-place idea.