Brian: Well Ricardo, I’d say we’re off to a pretty good start here–oh, except for Taylor Loren accusing us of being ramble-y and plagiarizing her. Rambling on…I have no excuse for that. But why would we plagiarize the ineffable institution of AMS Confidential?
Ricardo: Lulz!! OMG I have no idea what she’s on…about. She went all Devil Wears Prada after we both said that Justin Yang is a former senator. She said it was copied “word for word” from her! Which it wasn’t!!! Although next time if I quote something from her that she wrongly stated on her blog, I’ll be sure to let the world know that Taylor was the first person to be wrong about it! I TOTALLY PROMISE TO ATTRIBUTE YOUR MISTAKES PROPERLY, TAYLOR!!!
Brian: Wait, stop talking about this. Let’s talk about the HAWTTEST candidates! Who is HAWT and SEX-AY?! Let’s talk about that and spend a few hours photoshopping sparkly pictures with garish colours!! We can haz VFM money now???
Ricardo: OH MY GOD did you see what that guy was wearing?! Like, what is UP with that? HAHAHAHAHAH unicorns
Bring it, Taylor!
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